However, like any good television series needs a good non-major story arc episode every now and again, this blog needs an episodic blog. What does that mean? IT MEANS FASHION, GURLS!! :: throws left arm into air, puts right hand on hip, mass amounts of glitter falls from the sky, Witch Doctor remix plays::
DO MAKE YOUR KIDS WEAR GAUDY EASTER CLOTHES
Don't forget! The Easter holiday is almost upon us! That means big hats, spring colors, and little white gloves! You don't want your kid to look like a hoodlum on Easter, do you? No, of course you don't! That's why you have to make your child look as best as possible. Remember: the more lace, the better. The more pink, the better. The bigger the hat, the better. You have free reign with Easter outfits! Just make sure you stick to the lovely color palette of pale pinks, yellows, and blues. Oh, and don't forget white!!! Such a lovely color. Also, have fun with the outfits! Set aside an arts and crafts day in which you and your daughter can decorate a plain hat into a masterpiece! Buy large plastic flower and maybe even small, stuffed bunnies and chicks! It's fun and also a good bonding opportunity! Your little Flower will love flowers all over her hat! CAUTION: Don't let the kiddies play with the glue gun. Do that part yourself. Also, if the hat turns out bad (which usually happens with kids' art projects) just throw it out. Tell your child that the Easter bunny took it!!!
Oh, one last thing! Don't forget the white, lace gloves!! They sell out fast! You don't want your daughter to be the only girl at church without white gloves!!! (What a fashion faux pas!).
That's it for now! Remember to buy those white pant suits!
Love Always,
Sunset Blush
8 comments:
oh mr. blush all I ever need to know is on this blog.
just saying
I think a Confederate Flag tee is only appropriate if it's the Southern Cross on a completely orange background...Not that I love the south or hate blacks or anything it's just...Um...Oh, hey gurl!
i wish that i had some picts on here of me when i was a child and my mother made me wear such easter outfits. the weird thing is she's still doing it, this year she bought me a white lacey, tiered dress with giant fake flowers attached to the waistband, pale pink gloves, and a giat blossom-esque hat with once again pink fake flowers. dont tell her but i think i look stellar in it.
"::throws left arm into air, puts right hand on hip, mass amounts of glitter falls from the sky, Witch Doctor remix plays::"
Quite possible the most hilarious thing ever. Also, it conjures a very vivid mental image. Almost too vivid...
::narrows eyes::
Now, for my friend Libby's eighth birthday, her mom bought a bunch of straw hats and let everyone decorate their own. Being the little shit that I was, I thought that my hat looked a lot better than all of the other girls' gaudy creations. Even as a seven year old, I was a total snob.
Remind me next time I'm home to dig through the vaults to find a picture of me wearing the hat.
Also, I'm pretty sure I still have the hat. I think it's in the top of my closet--I used to play with it a lot.
Also, imagine the little girl in the picture with thicker glasses, and possibly an eye patch. That's what I used to look like ever Easter.
Kyle and Matt,
Reading this blog is such a paradox. I'm both baffled at the originality and laughing so much a little bit of pee comes out. Just a little, but it's still quite an accomplishment.
I almost forgot my signature on that comment.
Your friend in Christo,
Stephen L.
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