The Old Women In Question

What is it about the elderly that makes us squeal with delight? Perhaps it's their frail bodies or their mothball smell? Maybe it's their sometimes unconventional views of society and the world? Or is it their love and appreciation for the younger generations? Well, actually we love old people for all these reasons and MORE! Basically this love can be summed up in one word: HOTT. Yes, hott.

In this blog entry, I will focus on two of the most popular old women with whom Matt and I dearly adore.

Bea Arthur (Left) and Angela Lansbury (Right) are fucking hott.

These two women are so fucking hott, I just can't control myself. Why are they hott? Well, for one, as noted above, they are both old. Also, Bea and Angela both have appeared in various musical specials, films, and theater. As noted by Matt, musicals are amazing. I think Matt and I would look good as real life friends Bea and Angela. Halloween?? I would, obvi, be the freakishly manly, tall Bea Arthur. Accordingly, I would wear some hott costume jewelry and a sparkly blouse with some nice black slacks. Matt, as Angela, would go with a nice cardigan and knee length wool skirt. Of course, costume jewelry all around.

Don't worry. This will not be our last "Old People" blog or even our last "Angela x Bea OTP" blog. I have plenty more planned. ...and not just "Old People." I'm sure we'll discuss everything from television and music to scrap booking and drag shows. Perhaps we'll even have guest bloggers! Check back regularly to see what we have to say!

Now, that's that.

Each time I blog, I will keep you updated on the life of the famous Fabulous. Why do I know such information? Well, because I read his blog religiously. Since nobody else has the privilege to do this because one must be friends with him on MySpace to actually view the blog, I feel it is my duty to report to you all what is going on in his life. Here is the first of many:

FABULOUS UPDATE: "I'm gonna end up alone...planting flowers in my garden. With flamingos ...while I'm old and wrinkly watching old Spice Girl movies. *sigh*"

I would like to welcome y'all to this crazy blog. Please, feel free to comment, be offended, and/or be freaked out at any time. That's what we do.